ABC's

The ABC's of me for ICLW. All the cool kids are doing it so I thought I would follow.



Age- 22... yes, I'm a youngin'

Best friend- Katie (who lives 22 hours away), Angie (who is getting ready to live 18 hours away), Cara (my lesbian best friend who has offered to carry my child... too bad we don't have the money for IVF and pregnancy without insurance.)

Clotting factor- I have MTHFR. I like to call it motherfucker because it's a motherfucking problem.

Dad- Lives about 3 hours away and I can't wait to go float the river with him this summer.

Ellen- Me!

Fertile- Something that I am not! (I'm not so creative :p)

Google- I couldn't live my life without google. Seriously.

Heather- Was one of my whore friends from Tulsa that got pregnant with her boyfriend of 3 months.

Impulsive- I've been known to be rather impulsive, with haircuts, buying pets, moving, buying a car, etc.

John- My wonderful brother who would give anything for me to have a baby. He is currently recruiting a girlfriend with a fertile and friendly uterus to grow a baby for me hahahah.

Kind of music- I'm in love with all things red dirt. If you don't know what that is try googling Jason Boland and the Stragglers, Stoney LaRue, Randy Rogers Band, I could go on and on!

Lily - My new little chihuahua that is the new love of my life (sorry honey!)

Mom is one of my very best friends. She is currently dating her highschool sweetheart and probably getting ready to move up there (8 hours away.)

No one is going to be living in Oklahoma this time next year :( I need more friends!

Octopus- I ate it on a salad years ago at one of my dad's client's restaurants. The menu was is spanish and dad told me it was chicken. YUCK!

Panties- I'm going to a panty party tonight for Angie. She's getting married in a few months. (story later on what I got her)

Quote- "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023." If anyone besides me gets this please leave a comment so we can be friends lol

Recycle! Wednesday was earth day and I had a shit ton of fun at the festival!

Sand. I can't wait to see some sand this summer in SC!

Tan- Since there are no babies in my belly I'm gonna work on my tan this week.

Unknown- Recently in Chem Lab we had to identify an unknown metal. I was one of the few that got mine right and I got 97.5% Hells yeah.

Veg- No not the kind you eat but what I'm doing today.

Wagener is my maiden name... weird spelling and all.

X-rays- I hate when they ask me if I'm sure I'm not pregnant when I get xrays. I want to punch them in the face and say "yes... I'm fucking positive."

Yesterday I had school all day. Bleh. 2 more weeks.

Zebra print toenails!