I want to thank the nasty white trash pregnant lady that was just sitting on my porch... wait... what? Yes, that's correct. Lily and I were just at home playing in the front room when I hear this lady talking outside. I've never heard anyone that close to my window before so I go investigate. She is so pregnant that her belly won't fit in to her shirt (non maternity, of course) and her daughter is playing in our yard with the stoller parked in the center of the yard. I open the door and say, "Can I help you?" She says, "Oh sorry, I didn't know anyone lived here." Yeah what gave it away? The ORANGE car parked in the driveway, the flowers in the flower bed, or the open front door? She continues to say that they walked from the apartments down the street because I have a big front yard. Umm.. I'm not a park to your unwed pg ass! What is the world coming to?

I live in Edmond... this isn't suppose to happen!